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Bite Demotivational Poster


SAY IT! - Say you did it, Or I choke you!




BROWN RECLUSE - The Tiger Shark of the Spider World. One bite will never be forgotten; if you survive.




LOVE TO HATE YOU -




Self-Deprecation is Overrated -




PERSEVERANCE -




TORQUE -


TAGS: mustang torque gt cobra snakebite
Rating: 3.12/5

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Faceplant31 - March 10, 2010, 6:31 pm
Another owned moment brought to you by CANADA!
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 6:19 pm
check out this one.....http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/hinshu/honda-torque.jpg


THIS GUY - is never going to the zoo again.




SACRIFICE -


TAGS: love bites deep pain risk
Rating: 4.61/5

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5150monkeylove - August 11, 2012, 7:04 pm
thank you sir.
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:08 pm

5L, good for motitwist as well.


50 SHADES OF PLAY -




FATHERS - We put up with a lot of shit from our kids.




RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-O-Whoopass


TAGS: k9 canine police dog bite mwd military working dog
Rating: 2.82/5

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rerun - March 5, 2010, 7:17 pm

The original poster with this TEXT is on the refrigerator at my office
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
I wondered if anyone would catch this one... Logic's was perfect. What this one lacks in originality, it makes up for in creative impotence.
MrRandom - March 5, 2010, 3:21 pm
A rare rip off of another motifakes complete text.


CAMELS - They enjoy a little head !!




I SAW YOU -




IF I'M LYING, - may a big dog come and bite my head off in one WHOA!!!


TAGS: dog cat bite
Rating: 2.25/5

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nonsensical nonsense #5 -


TAGS: dog does not bite i do not shoot
Rating: 5/5

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curlyrocks - September 13, 2013, 6:05 pm
That's not nonsense. that's perfect sense.


INDIAN PROVERB -


TAGS: cobras will bite cubby
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Donkasaurus - December 24, 2010, 12:01 am
For each list you make you must check it twice.
AdmiralAckbar - December 23, 2010, 11:59 pm
The all powerful moti probably already knowa, but he is busy checking his list to see who has been naughty and naughtier
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 11:35 pm
You think we'd be so stupid as to not notice? lol. I do hope it gets fixed soon though. Someone PM moti or e-mail him?
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 11:31 pm
ML and Moo+...that one hurts =D
5150monkeylove - December 23, 2010, 11:22 pm
I guess i will have to settle for a venting somewhere else
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 23, 2010, 11:02 pm
Shut up 5150.....don't spread it around...lol. should be fixed soon.
5150monkeylove - December 23, 2010, 10:51 pm
so everyone is a mod? I wish I had this power 3 weeks ago...lol
5150monkeylove - December 23, 2010, 10:49 pm
beautiful. 5l. Im on vent
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 23, 2010, 10:40 pm
Lol...Cubby "likes the snake".
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 10:38 pm
Yeh, the face is in really good focuse and you rarely see the pattern of the snake bleed over on to the underside. Usually if you do it wears off through aging, and molting. Great pic.
Cubbybear - December 23, 2010, 10:05 pm
I like the snake
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 10:02 pm
Cubby, I have seen a lot of your posters, some lengthy and poetic, some short and sweet just like this one...This one is instantly my favorite...don't ask me why lol.


CHILDREN -


TAGS: children day little ankle biters know where youre the weakest
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - March 16, 2010, 8:58 am
A solid 5 right to the groin.
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 8:53 am
thanks guys!! :)
LogicDude - March 16, 2010, 8:18 am
And don't let him get started on the b00bs! "Yer mine from the nuts down - LET'S DANCE POPS!!!" 5L!
spacedog - March 15, 2010, 10:15 pm
Excellent GS, 5Ls.
lesterinside - March 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Whoa!!!! 5L
f0rseti - March 15, 2010, 9:45 pm
nice1


AWAKE - You woke me up before I was done dreaming; and now even in your arms, sleep evades me. My dreams are gone, but the night goes on forever.


TAGS: fantasy reality they both bite
Rating: 4.53/5

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HallieMarie - April 24, 2012, 11:06 am
Thanks. It's one of the most meaningful to me personally.
PeteMan - April 20, 2012, 8:23 am
This one's great. I don't quite know why, but I love it.


DOG PARK - Where you can let your dog of it's leash




REGRET -




HAND THAT FEEDS - You can't very well eat it all at once. But it looks like she's having a go..


TAGS: hand bites
Rating: 2.14/5

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LogicDude - January 26, 2009, 4:37 pm
I did. With my truck.
Cali - January 26, 2009, 4:33 pm
It looks like she only has 4 fingers. And you know you would hit it.
Scorpio7 - January 26, 2009, 2:49 pm
I think I would decline her offer to give me "head."


YES DEAR -


TAGS: house calendar marriage dog bites
Rating: 4.9/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 12:01 pm
THE RING IS THE IS THE GIANT SCISSORS WHATCH OUT DONT DO IT :)
mariand - October 23, 2011, 9:08 am
LOL...Why I had a similar thought?


CREAMY FILLINGS ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL -


TAGS: shark bite filling
Rating: 4.6/5

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CaptainBaked - March 23, 2011, 4:13 pm
HAHA! 5 missing limbs


MODERATORS - Hi Timmy..... Do You Want To Pet The Nice Doggy? If He Doesn't Bite, I Do.




PHOTOBOMBING - Isn't always made on purpose


TAGS: photobombing moulebite
Rating: 2.25/5
FTACHASER357 - June 12, 2009, 1:31 pm
I knew I had seen this poster before! I just could not remember where.
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 1:01 pm
He is FTACHASER357...see Poster # 43391
FTACHASER357 - June 12, 2009, 12:56 pm
HEY!! The old fart in the background looks like he is getting a ticket from the Boner Police.
BriaHere - June 12, 2009, 11:58 am
Way to ruin the picture, old guy on the beach.


PILLOW BITERS - Now have a choice. Salty yogurt and bubble yum.




OR A TREE -


TAGS: ethical dog bite
Rating: 5/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:25 pm
You mean you DIDN'T bring a rock WITH you? Oopsie!
forseti - April 22, 2011, 4:12 am
awesome!
alldayfighter - April 22, 2011, 4:10 am
perfect!


COWARDICE -


TAGS: bite apple life cowardice calendar
Rating: 4.67/5

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gas - June 14, 2012, 1:02 pm
lol.. hope you digest it well. thanks Gary
GaryO - June 14, 2012, 8:20 am
Well, gas, I have this apple sitting on my desk, for lunch. Excuse me, had this apple. Nice work as always.


ALIBI -


TAGS: secure alibi prevents your ass from bites
Rating: 4.31/5

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Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 9:21 am
Great Minds Do Think Alike, And I Think You Need Five More Lions For Your Collection.


F I S H I N G - There's only one way to do it...CUBBYBEAR STYLE! Clamp down that jaw hard...good girl.


TAGS: bear cubby girl bite her tits
Rating: 4/5

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CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:19 pm
She's bow fishing
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 10:40 pm
Cubby's partial to the hula poppers!


PARIS HILTON -


TAGS: france hotel jesus vampire edward twilight dark lusty bite this
Rating: 3.55/5

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amina - June 9, 2010, 11:54 pm
She was actually pretty hot in this movie.


THE BEAUTIFUL OCEANS - You will never see me anywhere near one again. Ever.


TAGS: that is a ten foot great white with bite like that missing
Rating: 2.83/5

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Jmac0585 - October 28, 2009, 12:31 pm
The best line I saw on this was "Can anyone confirm the whereabouts of Chuck Norris when this occurred?"
Derek - October 28, 2009, 12:55 am
Cannibalism is never far off for those with a huge drive to eat, and a brain the size of a lemon.


NEW FROM MILTON-BRADLEY - A Slice Of Real Life Low Life But Real Life




Some People -


TAGS: watermelon bite seedy people members
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - January 20, 2014, 8:30 pm
Nice Miss P; but I'm not sure whether I should just smile or offer chocolate...
rerun - January 20, 2014, 7:30 pm

LOL, I expect you have poked the bear.


OUTDOOR WINTER ACTIVITIES -


TAGS: frigid freezing frostbite misery winter
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 6:06 pm
Or for a lot of Canadians...when the hell can I get out of the house to my car where it's warm.


Lunch -




Here comes the Bride -


TAGS: bite me
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

Sho - January 30, 2014, 7:45 pm
Here comes the bite
GaryO - January 30, 2014, 7:13 pm
WOOF!!
EmilioDumphque - January 30, 2014, 5:03 pm
I can't tame wild women, but I can make tame women wild!


Law Of Biomechanics -


TAGS: insects bites itch locations mosquito
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 29, 2013, 12:35 am
Mother Nature's vampires!
MissPriss - June 29, 2013, 12:33 am
Thank you Mr.M!
GaryO - June 28, 2013, 7:34 pm
Dang, and that little sucker has a full tank
motinet - June 28, 2013, 4:16 pm

Brilliant!


RETIREMENT -




Fishing -


TAGS: man fish bite
Rating: 4.78/5

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VISIT US AT THE FORUM -




NATURE WALKS -




NOT FUNNY ENOUGH - Some people wouldn't know funny if it jumped up and bit them on the ass ...


TAGS: not funny enough bite ass
Rating: 3.45/5

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CloudchaserS - February 27, 2012, 10:20 am
Though it is funny to see something jump up and bite someone on the ass


THE NEXT GENERATION - Yep The world will be saved




THE GREAT OUTDOORS - Always best remembered in the past. The reality is lots of bugs biting you.


TAGS: and more bugs bites to go with that
Rating: 3.33/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:02 pm
Bugs, dirt, inclimate weather... Next time, Ramada Inn. 5L


M•W•L•F -




Nom-nom-nom -




CRICKET BALL - Tastes like chicken




Cenobite Pizza -


TAGS: hellraiser cenobites pinhead
Rating: 2/5

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Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 3:38 pm
Not as much as Pizza Hut.


social awareness -


TAGS: if its there bite it
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - February 12, 2016, 4:12 am
Mr. GARYO, this poster is Ruff. An up vote with a 5er
MissPriss - February 12, 2016, 1:39 am
Hmmm...and I always thought the dog had farted.
GaryO - February 11, 2016, 9:59 pm
Yeah, saw the technical change in the forum. I'll comment there.
Greeny - February 11, 2016, 9:55 pm
Hmmm, I gave you an upvote, because that's the only thing available. It's kind of like having only canned dog food to eat. Same ol dog food - nothing different - except more or less cans of dog food - yum


Porcinegeist -


TAGS: calendar dog nomnomnom ankle biter
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - March 20, 2015, 11:30 am
This photo is great! Perfect example of a new category of mischief makers! 5L!
GaryO - March 17, 2015, 8:37 am
5L (for the knee shot)


Livestock Sale -


TAGS: spider brazil bite erection
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 12:51 pm
I honestly don't care if the spider's bite gave me immortality; no offense, (in fact I'll give you 5L on account of what I'm going to say) I absolutely loath spiders. Anytime I spot one, it spots a lighter and WD-40.


Foresight -


TAGS: car dog oops bite chew
Rating: 4.57/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:14 am
I always wondered what a dog would do if it actually caught a car! 6 P's and 5 L


WINTER IS COMING -




Revenge -




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